Basically, my girlfriend made me get Goodreads. Goodreads is great! It helps me keep track of the books I've read. The problem is it keeps track of the number of books I've read. This does not sit well with my monkey brain, and I spent too much time reading bullshit short books to get my funny number up. I've grown (not in height) since then, so I've decided to delete the app and post my reviews of books here!
Be warned: these reviews are sarcastic and dumb. Also I don't actually rate books, I just (r)el(ate) how they make me feel.
Without further ado, I present my list of book reviews: